Pickup lines that definitely don't help you to score. | Lutalica

Pickup lines that definitely don’t help you to score.


  1. Parth Bhatt
    6

    A. That doesn't rhyme good and B. Before you even fetch out for a shoe, you'll surely get hit by one.

  2. Parth Bhatt
    6

    "Oh trust me, I'll stay beautiful, but we'll never meet again" Eeeehh...

  3. Parth Bhatt
    4

    "One.. Ewww go away" "Two... Never return" You probably must try only on lamps..

  4. Parth Bhatt
    4

    Not everyone’s a NERD and if she was, she'd surely integrate you with her sandal.

  5. Parth Bhatt
    3

    "Oh that one?? The one hiding his face?? He's charming.. Can you go and tell that to him?"

  6. Parth Bhatt
    3

    LOL. Logic out of Limits.

  7. Parth Bhatt
    3

    "Umm... Sorry, I haven't lost it!" If you're still wondering what it meant, go on.. Use it on someone else.. Eventually you'd know

  8. Parth Bhatt
    2

    "Uhh, fine, I guess" It's not 90s, and unless you're Matt Le Blanc, that line has become too cheesy to land even the biggest fan.

  9. Parth Bhatt
    2

    "Aww..A lot of babies would be born by just looking at you.. " or "Omg. I think I'm pregnant" Be ready for even more humiliating reply

  10. Parth Bhatt
    1

    **puts a hand on your shoulder** "Nobody dies a virgin, the end of life screws everyone" But You're already screwed, you actually believed she'd actually find this one intriguing..

  11. Parth Bhatt
    0

    "I also believe in disgust at first sight, and I certainly do not wish to see you try pathetically again.. So do a favor and don't come back from the door again.

  12. Parth Bhatt
    0

    Now this one, works only if you knew she liked Dickens(#punintended), if she didn't.. Well you're already low on one expectation.

  13. Parth Bhatt
    0

    EWW. What were you thinking?? 

  14. Parth Bhatt
    0

    "Definitely a donut, but not intended for you cupcake!" If you thought this was cute.. It wasn't. 

  15. Parth Bhatt
    -1

    "Ohh, you work at the directory?" Even the BSNL guys are too ashamed to use it.

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Parth Bhatt

Parth Bhatt – Capricious | Samaritan | Anti-Photogenic | Selective Procrastinator | Occasional Psychic | Especially Gifted Napper | Spreading Smiles since ’96.

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